CAN YOU PICTURE THIS

While driving by The Good Will store, on my way to Basha's,  I saw something very odd.

The first thing I noticed were legs.  A lot of naked leg showing, but not nice legs.  Lots of leg, sticking out of some Daisy dukes shorts.  Really really short shorts.  Then I noticed the white hair, like an old persons hair, but not female.  Then I notice the 4 inch platform heals.  

I was confused.  

What is that walking pass my car?  Is it a man?  Yes.  Is it a really old man?  Yes.  Is it dressed like Daisy from Dukes of Hazards?  Yes. 

What the. . . 

I almost wanted to take his picture. But was so confused, I couldn't.  

So you just have to imagine it in your own minds.

Here's something to help you visualize. 

Just imagine a small 70 year old man wearing this.  

I think he even had some big jingly earrings in too.